“Kissing is /fun/. That’s why.” x.com/shadedorphan/s…

“You /love/ me, kitty. Even though you act like you find me repulsive.” x.com/minxgotclaws/s…

“Not true! You adore me, just as much as /he/ does!” x.com/minxgotclaws/s…

“Fibber. You wouldn’t be saying that once you see my... physique.” Wiggly brows. Look at him. What a tease. x.com/minxgotclaws/s…

“Baby, you’d know if I was.” Wide grin. x.com/minxgotclaws/s…

“Ohhhhh, kiiiitttyyyyy!? I can /smell/ youuu.”

“Oh, lighten up! Maybe you can... over /dinner/.” Maniacle laughter ensues. “What’l it be?! Caviar?!” x.com/minxgotclaws/s…

“/CROCKIE/, ol’ boy! How’re the kids?” x.com/scaledcriminal…

“Aren’t they the same thing?” Cackling to himself, his hands slide into his pockets. “I heard about your book. Am I in it?” x.com/scaledcriminal…

“The entire cast from ‘Saturday night live’?” Tilting his head to one side, his lips would curl upwards into the cheekiest of grins. “What kind of book is it? A biography? A romantic horror? A thriller?!” x.com/scaledcriminal…

“Stupid bat. The next time I get my grubby mits on him, I’ll pump ‘em full o’ led!” x.com/scaledcriminal…

“Alright. /Who/ did it?!”

“I’m taking that as a... /yes/?” Innocent smile. x.com/minxgotclaws/s…

“Great! I’ll see you at eight, /sweetums/.” That’s when he decides to make his leave, skipping away like the maniac that he is. x.com/minxgotclaws/s…

“Or a comic. Heheh. Get it?!” x.com/spandexwang/st…

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