“… I demand more chocolate walnut cake! … ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ.”

He’s slowly becoming tame. He’s still a little feral though. Just… gonna trip Ralsei with his tail because heaven forbid he’s ‘too’ nice.

He chortles. “* Aw it’s just harmless fun little goat~” Cackling. “* Anyhow, have you seen the Queen or my son?”

Oh. He looks a little sad now. “* That’s… good…” he misses them.

Staring at Princess from across the room. He has been freed from his cell for good behavior.

Sad hamster noises. “Please… I miss my bouncy boy…”

“You never brought me my cashews” :(

“You literally have online shipping on your system- You’re drunk again aren’t you?”

“Woman are those even words you’re saying??? Do you at least know where our son is?”

Sigh. “I think that’s enough battery acid for one night.”

“I have no fucking clue what you’re talking about but I’m taking away the battery acid and taking you to recharge.” || Lmao ik it’s great. King is so confused

Grumpy nodding.

“I know what gay means, I just have no fucking clue why you keep calling me that you crazy woman.” Just… picking her up bridal style to take her to get charged. || Omg I love it

Avoiding eye contact and huffing. He’s still a bit of an angry grumpy darkener.

Chuffing. “If you insist.”

“I like all genders.”

He’s a sucker for the food he’s being given. Nibble nibble.

“* … I want cashews…” he mumbles. “Queen forgot to bring them.”

This feels like having a servant. He likes it. Just… waiting for Ralsei to return with the cashews. “You make an adequate servant, goat.”

He chortles and just… munches on the nuts. He is pleased.