𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗗 𝗝𝗢𝗡𝗘𝗦 ⚡︎ 𝘩𝘶𝘯𝘨 bastard. pansexual. dominant top. total pervert. cocky. rude. arrogant. aggressive. manipulative. drinks way too much. asshole. musky man. knocks you up and laughs.

/ Hasan Piker FC’s where?! 😭😭

/ dark kinks make horny muse go brrr

until I see it actually happening— I’m calling your bluff.

Is that a promise or a threat? the last thing you can threaten me with is a good time.

𝘐 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘰𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥.

oh? alright then. how do you want me then? on my knees, or ass up—?

I’m sorry that my ass was too fat for my pants.

yeah, what a coincidence. what are you going to do about it?

if that’s the case, I’m going to start ripping my pants more often…~

your* slut.

whoaaa, dirty?! I’m as innocent as they come, J.

Sweaty balls <3

The perpetual question even philosophers can’t find the answer to.

Say less.

/ replies coming later today!

/ so sorry that I’ve been a bit absent from the account, been busy since college is starting back up again— I’ll be on soon though!!