//; can I get a ‘whoot! whoot!’ ?!

//; sAME. i’ve wanted to write her for A G E S.

” I suppose you all may bow for the arrival of what some would call— what was the word again. . . 𝙛𝙡𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨. ” Oh, yes, that’s it — a LEGEND! ”

hmph. of course the world is still rife with bitter, grotesque disappointment.

” the next member of staff who suggests we paint the office green. . . ” crossed arms, eye twitching. ” i can feel my stomach turning. ”

. . . hates it here.

” i don’t HATE ogres. . . . . . i’m just sorry that they exist. ”

” still no manners, i see. i can’t say that i’m surprised. ”