Judge me by my size do you? #MayThe4thBeWithYou #StarWarsDay

Word to you mothers

My brain just told me that all pet ownership is Stockholm Syndrome and wow what a way to start a work week.

Ready to shred at #CiscoLive next week.

Dads: never let them tell you that you can’t wear your cargo shorts to that fancy joint on #fathersday. Baby Ruth has you covered. The Daddy Ruth by Baby Ruth cargo tie just leveled up your dadfit game. #cl

Happy #FathersDay Thanks to Baby Ruth you now have an accessory to match with your cargo shorts to complete that Dadfit #cl

Been really annoyed at Wordle. It used to be “oh wow how did I not see that!” And now it’s more like “is that even a word?” The dynamic has completely changed.

Great weekend so far #bassfishing

Jonesy says every day is #InternationalCatDay I’m going back to sleep. Feed me when I awake.

My love language is billing codes

The scariest candy bar in the world.

Elon musk just discovered that humans are more complex than machines.

Tell me you’re the CFO of your family without telling me you’re the CFO of your family

Not a place we'd ever lay a finger, but to each their own 🍑😏

I believe I can eat some popcorn with these fingers

Sums it up well

The Roman Empire thought about Chuck Norris everyday.

Word to you mothers