I used to eat GermX as a young child. I think I’m immune to the Coronavirus.

If you are a football person please join the challenge of posting a football photo. Just one picture, no description. Please copy the text in your status, post a picture, and look at some great memories/pictures.

I was bored.

NMKBH Talk episode 2 is dropping Tuesday, March 31st! We had a good time creating this one! Here’s a preview to get you excited for Tuesday❗️🤟🏾🖤 @T5short Gage Young

People complained that Suicide Squad showed the villains as heroes and they didn’t really act like the villains they were. If you want to make a movie with only bad guys, just watch Tiger King for inspiration. There is not one good person in that show.

📅 #OnThisDay in 2005... The sport of MMA was changed forever! 👏

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Anyone want to give me a haircut?

It’s week 8 of quarantine (I think) and I still use autocorrect to correctly spell quarantine.

*GIVEAWAY* as a thank you for 10k i am going to be giving this canvas to one of you! all you gotta do to enter is retweet this & follow me winner will be chosen on wednesday, may 6th thank you guys ❤️

Today is sacred.

Dear Doctor Strange, which one of the 14 million outcomes are we currently in?

Tomorrow is the first Sunday that we will have a service at the church in two months. So obviously, I can’t sleep tonight. 🙃

Buddy if you’re keen to sit in an audience of 2,000 souls about a month from now, you might want to consider tuning into another news channel that respects science. Of course I can’t wait to tickle my people ASAP but let’s not risk death for ourselves or our loved ones. 🕺🏻 🇺🇸

Is it just me or does anyone else think that we should already be in July right now?

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My prediction: Marvel Entertainment isn’t going to release the Spider-Man trailer. Because of the weight of this film, it will be the first MCU project to not have a trailer.

It’s 2021 and the best solution to pollution we have is paper straws. Wow. We suck.

Just saw Pete Rose at the airport. He flies Southwest Airlines