Did you know when I was working with Sir Timothan Rice on Joseph’s Coat, the song originally had 571 colours in it and was 43 minutes long? Producer Cameron Mackintosh Computers made us shorten it because audiences were clapping there hands raw on beats 1 and 3

Mr Stephen Sondheim is a close personal friend of mine and sometimes I will go to Sordheim and say to him "Steveheim, I enjpy your songs. there are so many chords. For me 3 is enough"

Congatulations Hamilton on winning insert text here Award!! I can't wait to watch it. Please stream Bad Cinderella

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Huge congratulations to @StephenSordheim It was a joy to listen to such esteemed individuals revisit and discuss Andrew Lloyd Webber's Assassins, one of my favuorite plays. Many happy returns.

How dare you call James Dreyfus a nobody! He is a very famous American actor known for his roles in American Graffiti, Jaws and Stand By Me

Thank you WhatsOnStage for reminding the people who the real heroes is #TeamALW #ClapForAndrew

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I simpy can't wait to open Andrew Lloyd Webber's My Cinderella. I first invented the story of Ciderella in 1812 and in the original version its not a glass slipper that she she leaves behind at the ball its a sock

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Happy Borthday to me Andrew Lloyd Webber and also to my good friend Mr Sonden Heimsteve who is also a very good composer now and then

FOR THE LAST TIME IT WAS NOT MY DECISION TO FIRE HALF THE ORCHESTRA. IT WAS CAMERON MACKLEMORE’S DECISION. I WANTED TO FIRE THE WHOLE ORCHESTRA AND REPLACE THEM WITH THOSE YOUTUBE KARAOKE TRACKS. DID YOU KNOW YOU COULD LISTEN TO THEM FOR FREE.

To all my loyal and fathful fans, I just want to let you know that ~ I see you ~ I hear you ~ I smell you ~ and it fills this saggy old heart of mine with joy to see you in the house each night at Bad Cinderella. See you at the Oliver Awards!

Bad Cinderellas make hard moneys. Hard moneys make good profits. Good profits make soft dolphins. Soft dolphins make Bad Cinderellas. We are in Bad Cinderellas. We need DOLPHINS.

how dare they post a picture of my therapy dog without asking me !!