Well, yeah, because the Men in Black *are* fae. A few of our best rangers are retired members of the Men in Black, as a matter of fact.

None of y'all are afraid of corn fields the way you should be. Midwest cryptids will fuck you UP if you don't know the signs.

Happy one year anniversary to our very first tweet! The North American Paranormal Park Services have been around since December 21st, 1917, but teaming up with new technology to spread the good word digitally has been a hell of a trip!

Yeah, no, I'm gonna need a unit of rangers over here STAT.

Everyone's got a type. What's yours?

Sometimes the trees whisper the sweetest things, but if the wind starts to turn sour and the pitch starts to drop, it's long past time to leave.

Black dogs are often cited as bad omens, but black fallow deer? They bring with them death, but the kind that makes way for something new. It's time to shed the velvet and embrace whatever viscera and newborn life remains left in its wake.

WHEN PEOPLE MENTION THE MOTHMAN IN PASSING, THEY'RE USUALLY ONLY ALLUDING TO HIM FROM A CRYPTOZOOLOGICAL ANGLE WHEN THE TRUTH IS THAT MOTHMAN CAN'T TRULY BE DISCUSSED WITHOUT ACKNOWLEDGING BOTH THE UFO AND POLTERGEIST/PARANORMAL ACTIVITY THAT HAUNTED 1967'S POINT PLEASANT

The Queen has passed. We have told the bees.

Please don't do this. We promise, they're fine.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh my GOD, the winter solstice is only a few weeks away and I still have so much blood I need to get ready if we expect Him to stay asleep.

Ohio monoliths are the w o r s t offenders of them all 🙄🙄🙄