@official_joda
ID: 208178430
calendar_today26-10-2010 19:58:36
4,4K Tweet
108 Followers
159 Following
8 years ago
Why is everyone a dick today?
#Alan is having a slush puppy. He really is making hard work of it.
Been wearing these an hour and no one has noticed. 🖒
7 years ago
Why are there not shops where you can just buy one cigarette for when you're a bit drunk and fancy a smoke?
I'm quite possibly the most hated person in this pub. #Wales #6Nations
Such a brilliant debut. Cannot wait to hear it live. Bravo TT. 👏
Note to self. Don't take a week off work, it makes you ill.
6 years ago
💥COMPETITION TIME! 💥 We're giving one lucky winner 2 tickets to any 2020 show of their choice! To enter... 👍FOLLOW our page ❤️LIKE this tweet 💬RT this tweet Winner will be announced over the next week! Good luck! 🤞
Hang on. When did it stop being called an aeroplane?
So, it appears that today I went to the cinema in the future!
.Jim Bob's new book arrived today. Perfect timing. 👍🏻
.Absolute Radio sounding great while I'm in the supermarket queue 👍🏻 🎧
"Just popping to Cowley Centre seems like such a luxury right now" - a sentence I never thought I'd hear myself say!
Anyone else got neighbours that think 10pm on a Thursday is the best time to hoover out their car?
Massively disappointed in the residents of Coronation Street buying coffee from costa. If I was Roy, I'd be fuming!
Something's gone seriously wrong when the burger emoji isn't in your most recently used.
Happiness is knowing you're only an hour away from eating a burger.
Work colleague quote of the day: "I can't wait to get out of there and roll a joint as big as King Kong's hard-on!"
Did this today. One ticked off the bucket list. ✔