fave 4 magneto, rt 4 cyclops, either way ur supporting a jerk

reasons i love jean: -red hair and lots of red stuff in general -she's a top -hot as heck -loves me even though i'm a jerkface

if you ever feel bad just know that charles got so high one time he tried to set the mansion on fire in order to "blaze it"

jean doesn't need to dress up like anything for halloween she's scary enough

scott summers that's goddamn right

one time my ipod broke so i borrowed scott's and the entire thing was full of mumford & sons, bon iver, and every #1 dance hit from the 70s

let me tell you about the one part of scott summers that ISN'T slim

my favorite thing about scott is that he's almost a foot taller than me

my favorite thing about jean is that she's the smartest, most beautiful girl i know and she still loves me even though i'm a douche

guess who's getting laid tonight. not me.

the new "you tried"

charles xavier is the reason i don't do drugs

Scott and I can't keep anything glass in our room because it always gets thrown into the wall and broken by my powers during sex

someone drew all over my face in red marker and i couldn't see it so i didn't know until like two minutes ago??? whO DID THI S

i almost declared a civil war on wolverine but then i remembered he actually experienced the real one.

dear diary scott fucked up again and killed me but hey nightcrawler is with me in heaven and he's having a blast pretending to be the devil

live fast die a lot