I just hit moldrei going 70mph on my truck. Such a shitty Xmas eve rn. She ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much.

so um. i put 30k miles on my car this year

virginia drivers try not to nearly sideswipe me every five seconds pls

7up solos sprite btw

VOTE MAGE P PLLSSSSSS

every time i do my t shot i feel my eyes widen and i emerge from the ground like a fucking sprout. for approximately three days

DO NOT go to the bojangles in cumming georgia. As a certified bojanglecell this is the one location i will not support

Happy new tears eve i am high

Ffuuuckkkk oouuyghh hhoiyghjgj ofoiuuycjjj oih

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that was the biggest tweet ive ever made hey guys i’m kindness advocate i really like it when we are niceies

back to posting exclusively food and funny though. i am scared

After looking in EVERY CVS KNOWN TO MAN back home in dc for it i have finally found sprite cranberry at A GAS STATION IN RURAL GEORGIA of course i had to get two.

also heres breakfast im headed to alabama today

My car is now out of commission, but mine are still on!! To help me pay for a new car, all art is 10% off until 1/9 '◡' (🔗and examples down below!) #VGenComm #VGenOpen

mage won’t do it because he is humble so i will— please also consider donating directly to his ko-fi!! mage is one of the most hard working people i know and really needs your help, please please consider donating if you can!!! ko-fi.com/magep