Emma Stone looks like she smells like cat piss.

You fuck with corn?

People who prefer blue cheese over ranch are the same people who prefer android over iPhone. 🤷

Lake life’s pretty awesome 😎

I have to Laugh when people 20yrs younger than me say that they are too Old for my Music... ☠️💎

I’m a firm believer that happiness makes people prettier, It’s a noticeable glow.

Please don't release your pet goldfish into ponds and lakes! They grow bigger than you think and contribute to poor water quality by mucking up the bottom sediments and uprooting plants. Groups of these large goldfish were recently found in Keller Lake.

Dude, the movie 365 days DOES NOT PLAY. I’m going to take a cold shower and clean my house or something..

On God, Mary, Jospeh and dem. WE FUCKING THRIVING.🖤🖤🖤

I feel like Pete Davidson giggles during sex

I’m too sexy for this world

You can’t pick your nose in your car if you live in a small town ...

Am I the only one that’s ever gotten the urge to cut a swollen lymph node right out of my head.

Depression got hands not even gonna lie

Just filled out an application to sell my spit for science. That’s how my life’s going.

Fuck Clif Bars

So I just learned all men smell their own balls

Anything but Paw Patrol 🙈

Those bingo broads are crazy bitches

Do people still use this app?