* sure a calamity, so many to choose from.. * anywho. I am here.

* Pizza sounds good.

* fair enough. * what do you want?

Nothing, you say.

Such a shame.

I got a date with a pizza, or two. Wanna come along?

Sweet, especially cause there's nothing I haven't seen you eat. Plus, I'm on a quest to eat this family out of a house and home.

Well, I want to test if mom locks the fridge again. [ is that a grin?? ]

Yep. Anyway, wanna come over for the pizzas? Kinda don't wanna be stared at by images of smiling ice cubes.

No cheese should have the consistency it has there, too.

EXACTLY??? like, what even is that.

¶ I made two entire new accounts just now haha hel0p

Absolutely. Still can't compete with REAL pizza. I'm gonna dump all our cheese on it. [ in front of their home's door. The car's gone, so they use a key. ]

Well now's gonna be your first. Hope it doesn't suck, I'm not the best.

* totally. [ * The human lightly punched her shoulder before entering, holding the door open for her. ] * c'mon in, terrific Pizza Destroyer.

[ * once the other was inside, the door was closed and Kris moved to the kitchen sink to wash their hands. ] * feel free to do whatever. I think the TV is even plugged in today. I'll get the food ready.

* sure, but for now relax if ya want. Remote is between the cushions. [ * and they be making a pizza. Straight up dough had been chilling and they're doing everything from that point on. This gonna be good. ]

* guess you could call it that. * mom does a lot, and sometimes I watch. Or help. * making your own food can b easy and fulfilling.. * just like playing your own music and listening to it.

* I'd suppose I like making pies, but those are a dime a dozen in this house. * if I make pies, though, I prefer hearty ones— meat pies, and such. They're fun to make, and eat too. * otherwise, it's a tie between pizza and cookies.

* maybe I'll make you something more often. [ * tomatoes were sliced, sauce was spread on dough, now there's some ham and a FUCKTON of cheese. ]