That doesn't make /you/ taller.

Doubtful...

Is he just catching this now?

But that's his job. :/

Ever just want death? No. Can’t fucking relate.

God: *has sex once* Ten thousand demi-children: uwu h-hewwo daddy

It’s just the damn truth, innit?

WHERE DO THEY ALL COME FROM!?

Then you haven’t been paying attention.

Nah. I fuckin’ hate kids.

That’s kind. 4% is likely a small army of the fuckers.

A rare fucking exception.

You really haven’t picked up on the fact that I attack everyone, have you? It’s not good to be daft.

You’re not funny.

I’m not laughing.

Prem has got to be the pinnacle of people who think they’re cute but aren’t. His mother is a peach cept for her sandals, I wonder what skipped a generation?

Nah. Haven’t got the time.

How does every god have a kid that’s some short pale slightly tanned twink with brown-ish hair? Is this because everyone was banging their siblings? Is that what incest does?

Ares is sorta sad. Imagine having a temper so bad you always want to see people fighting each other... It’s like permanent blue balls wanting every lick of violence and only getting so much.