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calendar_today10-03-2017 04:16:12

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โ€œNo!โ€ She punches him in the shoulder for good measure and nearly pulls his shoulder out of socket when she yanks his hand to her face to inspect the ring. โ€œHow dare you not call me immediately! First Jojen โ€˜convenientlyโ€™ forgot to tell me he was back and now /you/?!โ€

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โ€œYouโ€™re seeing someone but sheโ€™s not your girlfriend?โ€ This is far more interesting than her question about Ellie... sheโ€™ll get to that later. โ€œWho is this new lucky lady? Has she met Ellie yet? Donโ€™t lie to me or Iโ€™ll disappear forever.โ€

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Because she is the older sibling and therefore is superior to baby brother one and baby brother two. โ€œI have a cell phone! Again, you dick! And you cannot tell me youโ€™ve been having nonstop sex this entire time... you get winded after running a mile.โ€

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โ€œOh! Duh, I shouldโ€™ve known, that makes way more sense. Still, thatโ€™s great, Iโ€™m really proud of you for taking that step.โ€ She tilts her head to the side because this just isnโ€™t adding up. โ€œYouโ€™re dating one of Sansaโ€™s closest friends? Her /sister/?! Donโ€™t tell me itโ€™s Arya...โ€

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She goes very quiet and very still all at once as she regards her brother before reaching out and flicking him in the forehead. Itโ€™s her favorite way to let her brothers know sheโ€™s annoyed with them. โ€œWhy are you just now telling me youโ€™re dating Sansa again?!โ€

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โ€œIโ€™m mad at you both! Youโ€™re engaged, Jojen is probably seeing, but definitely sleeping with, Sansa again, and I wasnโ€™t told any of this until I pried the information out of you both!โ€ She makes a face. โ€œEating an entire bag of Cheetos by yourself isnโ€™t being fit.โ€