[ Quietly sits on the TL. ] I want a girlfriend. Men stink.

I heard a possible new job and I’m volunteering. What’s the work? What does it pay? x.com/adarkworldview…

I do have my experience with demanding bosses. x.com/adarkworldview…

I’m available whenever. Just give me a call whenever you’re free! x.com/adarkworldview…

|| ~ Lewd Elsa from Frozen. Consider me disgusted and horrified.

|| ~ There’s no Jill without Sahara Ray.

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I knew you would like it, handsome. x.com/lamentsofwoe/s…

Do it. He’s a dad. x.com/chthonianegois…

Maybe. x.com/chthonianegois…

Your ego is big enough already, big boy. x.com/chthonianegois…

[ Blows a kiss. ] x.com/lamentsofwoe/s…

[ Makes an appearance. ] I lived, sis.

Boo.

Turned on 24:7: a novel by J. Castillo.

I need to be treated like someone’s girl or I’m gonna die a lonely death.

[ Kinda just... melts into a puddle. ]