"So um do people still use quarter candy machines because I really liked those"

"I saw a person today like with my eyes instead of a camera apparently I'm something cslled a stalker. I told them thats factually incorrect since I dont have inherent stealth abilities.

She fiddles with an echocaster she got causing her face to spring into view on the stream "um hello I'm Angel and I guess I'm talking out to all of you now hi"

"Here's a quick PSA: Anyone who's tryin' to get with my daughter in any lewd ways without consent is gonna get a sweet, sweet Hyperion-brand shotgun to the face. Even if it's not specifically my universe's Angel. Just any of them."

"Has anyone considered digistructing stuffed animals I can't seem to find a program for it on this machine"

"I wonder if this multiverse thing can help me make alot of new friends"

Angel has a large pail infront of her and is consuming a clearly unhealthily large amount of candy

MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! 🍖🥩