JUMPING @PurpleTrazhCan FROM THE RAFTERS! He’s got Crow in a playful headlock. “* Take me to get a sloppy!” What?

Jr groaned. “* Dad said you’re watching me today and I didn’t have lunch. And the sloppy is only 99 cents!” He pouts.

“* Oooh! I can help! I can help! I’m super sneaky! I can get into assassination range!”

Big brother crow takes me to get a 99 cent sloppy challenge.

“* 8 and a half! And I’ll make you proud big brother Crow!” He’s doing a little happy dance.

“* C’mon! I doubt anything can even touch me! Plus dads training hurts enough.”

He shudders. “* Yeah uh I don’t want Becky to watch me again.” He drove her so crazy she tied him up over a vat of acid with duct tape over his mouth.

“* Yeah yeah!! I can do it! I will kidnap the princess and make you proud!” He swishes his cape and runs off.

Dancing around @PurpleTrazhCan dramatically. “I did it!”