And booze. He loves booze.

Is a grumpy boy.

“ 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚛 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎! ” *𝙻𝚘𝚔𝚒 𝙻𝚊𝚞𝚏𝚎𝚢𝚜𝚘𝚗 *𝙻𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎/𝙳𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 * 𝟽+ Y𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜 E𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 *𝚁𝚎𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝙰𝚙𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍

“Oi, what’s a Thor? An’ what makes it s’special?”

“I wonder if Lisa’d wanna go out t’dinner with me...”

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Sighs loudly.

Whines and sighs LOUDER.

Rolls a crumpled piece of paper that’s supposed to be his Christmas/Birthday list: “All I ask for is’a pack o’fosters and a box o’cigs.” Insert the cutest smile ever, even if he ain’t that cute.

Is all about that Good Head.

Who gives gifts when you can just take them!

That beer isn’t the only thing she’s gonna be choking on tonight. Especially since that weird hammer-guy isn’t around anymore.

Is expecting that good head for his birthday now.

She wants babies? He can give her babies. Emma needs a sibling.

🔫 - Revived Two-Face 🔫 - DC Comics 🔫 - Crossovers welcome 🔫 - May contain dark themes 🔫 - Written by #HεαятOƒÐαякиεѕѕ

Lights a cigarette.

Slaps her hand and grins. “Wha’s the magic word?”

“Oi! That’s not it, deary.” Rubs his behind, teasing by blowing smoke in her face.