"I prefer using it as a marinade for chicken, much better tasting and less likely to cause Keratitis."

"You're wasting good lemons if you mean this literally."

"Well, just give marinated chicken a try, it's quite easy to make. Let me know if you like it and perhaps we can avoid things like acidic substances in eyes. I don't think those two thing go very well together."

"I apologize, but holds do not arrive the day after you place them. I would call ahead before making the trip, or don't. You might find an interesting book while you're waiting."

"Is there someone asking you to?"

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"When asked about extending aid and resources, politicians say that Gotham is a lost cause, but understand that not everyone in Gotham is out for their own interests. Them giving up on Gotham is giving up on the good that remains."

"No books for traveling to other planets I suppose. That's a shame, but I found a wonderful book on Cross Anagrams to keep me entertained during my lunch break so I'll call it a win."

"The library should get a bit more traffic with it being colder, that being said I may slip in some books on outdoor survival as the themed display."

|| I'll do a bit more replies either later today or tomorrow. I'm feeling rather inspired.

|| I'm still of the opinion that these two were too cute together. (Unpopular opinion, I know, but many of my opinions are)

"I did not doubt you would, but I was curious on both the back up for your back up and adequate storage for your physical photos. I have at least three separate digital backups at any given point. Not that I'm a technical genius, simply cautious."

He was pointing at the moon but I was looking at his hand.

"I would love to organize a Gotham Library bake sale, but I feel like that would be a....recipe for disaster.".... Perhaps she should return the book of puns and word play she had checked out along with her usual reading material.