─ ✦PERMANENT STARTER CALL. 》》like the tweet for a random starter.

How generous of you. If only that was a way of survival. x.com/OfSweetWings/s…

Angels and their morals. It amazes me how sacrificial you are. And for what? Those petty humans who destroy the world? How lovely. x.com/OfSweetWings/s…

Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up? @cvitylotz

On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you? nate.

[Florence let out a bitter chuckle, shaking her head lightly] You honestly believe that's possible? C'mon, you can't be that oblivious! x.com/OfSweetWings/s…

Your mother must be proud, dear. x.com/jcgermeister/s…

Should I worry about that horrendous storm outside or is it just the Mikaelsons playing house again? Please, let me know. It's messing up with my service and I really want to know who sleeps with who on the Bold and the Beautiful.

I have so many starters in mind. Give me the chance to ruin your life with my modesty. x.com/OfBlosscm/stat…

It'll be more safely to pass. x.com/OdiousCannibal…

Good Morning! It was going to be a better one if I had slept last night, but I won't whine about that. Let's have some tea.

Depends. Sometimes it's better not to think. x.com/EsotericEbony/…

They're the best, actually. x.com/EternallyAStud…

That's pretty straightforward. x.com/ImmoralCarnage…

Do you really want me to write a feminist anthem?

Ain't that what you always do? Messing with the natural order. x.com/ASlyMinx/statu…

Happy Best Friend Day, Satan! Sincerely yours, Flo.

Either that mirror is spell-bound nor you are simply delusional. x.com/ImpishSalvator…

─ ✦ i'd rather die than give up the fight. Read: tl.gd/n_1sqhmkk