I'm back, but only to keep you filthy animals in line.

Hey, pal, you don't even know me. What do you know about my 'mind and body'?

My daughter's 30.

...Yeah. It is.

Alright, I've made the executive decision to pass the Hell out. Gotta be fresh for work in the morning.

I'm too old to be maintaining a social media account, but hey, what else am I gonna do on my down time?

How dare you pollute my good, Christian Twitter feed with internet slang.

What? What does that even mean? This is madness.

Church isn't supposed to be fun, but okay. Besides, if you want to convey : o just type the face. Where does 'poggers' even come into it?

Alright. We're doing this again. Hey, folks.