What's wrong my dear, is the tea not agreeing with you? Are you seeing 𝙙𝙤𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙚?

"Yₒᵤ ₘᵢgₕₜ ⱼᵤₛₜ ₐₛ wₑₗₗ ₛₐy",𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦, 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱, "ₜₕₐₜ 'ᵢ bᵣₑₐₜₕₑ wₕₑₙ ᵢ ₛₗₑₑₚ' ᵢₛ ₜₕₑ ₛₐₘₑ ₜₕᵢₙg ₐₛ 'ᵢ ₛₗₑₑₚ wₕₑₙ ᵢ bᵣₑₐₜₕₑ'!"

𝘐 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶.

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Callooh! Callay! It really is such a joyful time of year.

Come for tea, March Hare. They can exchange stories over a hot pot of earl grey, he'll even bring the fancy cups out.

Tea is clearly superior, there is no debate.

...Tea!

He'll bring out the best butter, just for the good doctor. His favorite tea blend, specially and carefully brewed. Maybe, if his old friend behaves himself, he'll even put out some of the 'eat me' cakes.

Blank eyed blonde slumped on a worn chair facing his table. "Have some wine." Jervis watches her face, waiting to see if she'll listen to him. If she'll say the right thing. He /knows/ she will, he's sure of it, but will she say it the way she's supposed to, the/correct way/.

| fading muse, back into the abyss i go. |

Come tell him all about it, he's already putting the kettle on. Same theater, same set of fat, bald twins waiting at the back door. Tick, tock. Don't be late.

Mumbling to himself, face down on his workbench. Long night, his current teacup has three bags in it. He's had several cups. Nothing is helping.

A /very/ important date. People to see, hats to distribute, etcetera etcetera.

| three years of this little weirdo |