Thor has no idea what safe words are, so he’d probably pick something like ‘bunny’ because they’re cute. It could backfire however, as hearing his partner say the safe word would probably cause him to look for said bunny to try and pet it.

They definitely need to meet again. For a.. business meeting. Of course. Not to tie her up to use and abuse her in every possible way. Nope. Nooooo. He wouldn’t do that.

Carol Danvers is one of the few people Thor views as a worthy challenge. He’ll always go all out on her.

Casually shocks the reader with a small amount of electricity.

The god of thunder needs a new pet. He.. broke the last one.

Someone ride him. He needs some release.

He needs a good girl to lie down on his lap. He’s in a spanking mood.

He’s in the mood to finger a good girl until she’s a shaking, crying mess.

This is what he craves right about now.

Father’s day? Well, guess Thor’s making someone pregnant today.

Casually places Mjölnir down on the ground and takes out popcorn. He’s gonna have fun watching people try to lift it and fail.

There’s nothing Thor loves more than a mighty woman. One who can handle him at his roughest.

He’s been learning about human culture, recently. Don’t mind him while he tries to act human. "YEET!" Cue him throwing Mjölnir in the horizon.

Spanks the reader.

The god of thunder is back, and he’s hungry.

He just wants a good girl to sit on his lap so he can claim her, is that too much to ask for?

Screams in horny thunder god.

The need to utterly violate a woman's throat is becoming.. a rather urgent one.