The smell of Vegemite is one of those smells that makes you happy when you work out what it is.

Using the measuring cup that came with the rice cooker for his spirits. Is this a bad sign in your Ape?

In my thunder cave. Ape pups practising their musical instruments.

Dogs are naturals on twitter. When your social network is based on peeing on a post you learn to be succinct.

Displeased at having same thing morning and night. Doesn't the Ape know there's also elevenses, noon, afternoon, dusk, midnight and cat hour

"Sit." "Roll over." "There's a revolver under your basket. The mark is.." Even I'm wigged out as to what I'm capable of for Ciabatta bread.

Gotta admit that Tony Abbott was great... ..never once spotted the ventriloquist.

Ape pup must 've been real bad. She's getting sprayed with the water bottle all over her hair.

"Leave it" is so unspecific do they mean the plate? The tray? Or get out of the dishwasher entirely?

Harpsichord is the bagpipes of classical music

Watched "Empire strikes back" with apes was very impressed until I realised that apparently they were saying "force" not "Forth's"

Are you trying to tell me something?

I like to lap up my drool after a drink. I'm not particular whose lap.

Odie-wan may have discovered a weakness in the Empire's deflector shield

My dad was a Police dog for most of his life. So proud. Till he discovered Beyonce of course.

Christmas for this Beagle comes in January when the "excess" ham is processed.

Hypocrites! Apes've been guzzling gallons of fermented grape juice for weeks, I eat a bucket of rotten nectarines and get sin binned.

Odie-wan is not beaten he still has the plans to compromise the defence shield.

RED LETTER DAY for Beagle Alliance: Odie-wan penetrates the defensive grid and liberates the Nectarine home world.

So happy to help the Nectarines - The peaceful and delicious inhabitants of the Nectarine home world.