Another big day working at the Ziegler + O’Deorain Memorial Hospital! 🏥 Today’s checklist: humanely euthanizing the pair of medical gloves Dr. O’Deorain made sentient. We just ran out, I need them. :/

I honestly do not care Mr. Malosi. 4 quarts on my bench by end of day or it’s another round of tests tomorrow.

Dr. Ziegler direct messaged me this picture and said ‘us’. No, that is actually a pair of kidneys.

Wah wah. You get paid for this. Hop to it.

I took her to my laboratory then I freaked it (showed her my quivering Homunculus).

Holding my balls.

Succinct.

I Miss Boss Babe Ashe

After finally getting Sombra to obtain the Horizon files I see this in a folder labeled “IMPORTANT RESULTS”. I am surrounded by morons.

NEW ACCOUNT RULES trans = BLOCKED gay = BLOCKED queer = BLOCKED non-binary = BLOCKED genderfluid = BLOCKED lesbian = BLOCKED bisexual = BLOCKED Gabriel Reyes AKA Soldier: 24 AKA The Reaper = 𝒅𝒎 𝒎𝒆...

I cannot find Sombra. Not because she is particularly stealthy but because she is ‘in hiding due to my aura’. That is no ‘aura’ that is the stench of gangrene. Now grow up. I need a password reset.

This is my dearest friend

The Olympic Committee keeps denying my proposal for GMOlympics. Let the super soldiers and genetic freaks compete, cowards.

Is somebody going to match my freak (‘crimes against nature’)?

Dr. Ziegler and I when I turn her meatloaf into a fresh homonculus. (Found these mice quite humorous. They will be euthanized shortly.)

In the laboratory straight up tormenting it. And by ‘it’ haha well let’s just say my organoids.

My favourite food? Either applesauce or pussy.

Sombra, quit emailing me “feeling phreaky?”. I am feeling quite cross actually.

Oh that’s gore… that’s gore of my comfort rare vanadium isotope…