Can we sue the consumers for grievous bodily harm? If not for what they keep doing to Chorby Soul then for what they did to Tai and also to ME.

I am SO excited to play in my FIRST ILB FINALS

[an audio post that is just vague swimming and splashing noises]

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[DRAFT; DO NOT POST] this ranking is bad because you ranked us [too high/not high enough (decide after seeing schedule)] maybe you should rank us [higher/lower] next time. excited to dunk on BNN this season by [going 99-0/completely tanking]

[an audio post of gentle splashing sounds and an indistinct voice in the distance shouting about renovations]

Was just informed via email that not only does being “””elsewhere””” not mean a vacation, I’ve actually been skipping work for a full season! AND I need to come in and do architecture stuff on the off-season because I’m not in the active roster!?

Day 190 - Cell Barajas #blaseball

Dya ever just think about laminar flow?

Planning the fuel sources for the forge under the Bucket and was told “magma is not feasible” and “what is a pump stack” and “stop playing Dwarf Fortress and get back to work”

Pictured: Blaseball discourse

🥤

Watching from the sidelines as bad things happen to my friends & team is no fun! I can't even go over to Legal and hang out with Brief and Fran and Adkins.

Woah woah woah wait wait wait WHAT happened to Wichita!?

Found an awesome set of plans for a 3d-printed gatling t-shirt cannon. I'm going to be able to submit plans & schematics for the Bucket so fast!

happy fathers day Burke Gonzales

YONG WHAT