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If you run a museum with valuable paintings and people with paint cans want to come inside… Please say no.

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The anticipation for the great popping of the Chinese spy balloon is killing me.

If, for whatever reason, they should someday make a movie about my life, the character of me would be a secondary role to the actors depicting the voices in my head which keep me up at night. That’s the real story.

Add another item to the list of things you shouldn’t attempt to blow up; •Whales •Trains full of chemicals

It’s baffling, if not startling, that someone like Mr. Beast could use a form of media that didn’t exist when I was his age, to make more money than I ever could have hoped for from an art degree. Weird. The world keeps turning and I’ll just keep building furniture.

Welp, so much for using DoorDash. #OPLive #OPNation

I also will sometimes break my windows by closing my blinds too hard. #OPLive #OPnation

Seriously. As if last night wasn’t a big enough warning against using doordash. #OPLive #OPNation

As if the flight test was not exciting enough, Starship experienced a rapid unscheduled disassembly before stage separation

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I heard Taylor Swift’s boyfriend’s brother quit his job. Well, good luck in your future endeavors, Taylor Swift’s boyfriend’s brother.

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Merry Christmas from Betty and Barney Hill

“No, you can’t have a Greenland right now. You just got a Venezuela for Christmas and you’ve hardly used it. Maybe if you’re good, you’ll get an Iran for your birthday…I said MAYBE!”

Chipotle plans to raise prices while targeting higher income customers in an attempt to distract people from finding out they aren’t as good as Qdoba anyway.