Jake Guentzel did not accept Donald Trump's invite to the White House and won't join the team on their visit today.

BOOOOOOOOOO 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

they are calling it the least searchable release yet conceived

hockey will really have you yearning for pittsburgh, pennsylvania…

no geno no sid so we getting drunk as fuckkkkkkk 😭😭😭

they always got problems over there

i hope the arena gets nuked

"Is macready or childs The Thing at the end?" theorists are idiots. The answer is John Carpenter. It's in the poster. John Carpenter's The Thing. Dumbass

“i asked chatGPT-” ok well i asked elizabeth fraser from the band Cocteau Twins and she said “✧.*･˳✧༚.*.｡. ⁺˳✧*༚｡.”

elizabeth fraiser is the most important person to ever exist send tweet

in honor of the penguins playing the flyers in round 1 i need to repost my favorite video that I took at the jan 15th game of Liz beating the breaks off michkov

i’m about to smoke 500 cigarettes and then sh00t myself straight in the face.

Drunk and pissed off

I just hate knowing that trevor zegras is out there happy

tom wilson glazer i would stop trevor zegras on the shootout. backhand to the 1 hole: glove save, he feels like hes drowning. baited the 5 hole, of course he's chasing it. the flyers suck kill yourself. and bang, poke checked him. and youre out. youve been out since the day you were born.

BELIEVE.

my neighbor with a mulch pile in their yard is being loud #mulchparty

hello everybody how are we doing today