SLEEEEEEP

>:(

Hell yeah

“Oh man. How many stims did I do?” How long had he been passed out? From the smell, a bit too long.

“I’M UP! I’M UP!” He’s practically falling over himself trying to stand up. Where are his legs?

He glanced over at her, goggles crooked on his face. “You missed me?” The grin on his face said it all. Yeah, that was a mistake Enya.

“You said you missed me. I guess I’ve got a new biggest fan, eh?” He’s definitely never going to let this go. Even sitting here, no legs and goggles halfway on his face, he looks like the smuggest motherfucker on this side of the galaxy.

“Oh, good. I was hoping somebody in a loincloth would be keeping me company. I—. Am I tied up?”

“Jokes on you. I practice walking on my hands. If you ask nicely, I might even sign an autograph while I do it.”

“Eh, a little. One time, I was with this chica who said she wanted to try some fun stuff. And she tied me up. We were definitely not thinking of the same kind of fun.” Oh, that’s a blade. Huh.

I’m back, putas.

“SOMEONE. ANYONE. WHERE DID EVERYONE GO?”

my tiddies are out :)

“It was more of an FYI, hermano.”

“FINALLY. SOMEONE ALIVE. I was starting to get bored!”

“Eh, ignore them. Everyone has haters, amigo. Though, my haters don’t usually try to kill me.”

His head is currently stuck behind his television.

HOLA!

“Someone. Wanna be on my livestream?”

“Okay! Perfecto! Now, sit here. Hold this.” He offers a grenade.