&&. ALSO I’LL GET TO THE REST OF THESE IN A FEW DAYS HOPEFULLY . MYSE IS SLOWKY COMING BACK SO IM@HOPING IT STAYS ENOUGH TO DO SOME BANTER !

&&. hear me out . lord of the rings au . elf kaeya . sit and listen .

&&. WHY DID THIS MAKE ME WHEEZE

&&. as a tall person , i apologize on their behalf

⠀ eats TWO jueyun chili peppers :D ⠀

⠀ i’ve suffered worse . ⠀

⠀ why wouldn’t i be ? ⠀

⠀ huh . gone one moment , back the next . ⠀

⠀ quite the odd turn of events , i must say . but i , too , should question the logistics of this phenomenon . how could 𝒉𝒆 possibly be . . . alive ? ⠀

⠀ mildly confusing , but i’ve seen far more questionable things . trust me . hm , and what 𝒅𝒐 you remember , then ? perhaps i can be of help . ⠀

⠀ voices . . . ? interesting . were able to make out some of what they were saying ? that might give us some intel . ⠀

&&. KAEYA HIDING HOW SHOCKEF HE IS BY PLAYING DETECTIVE

⠀ then , i won’t pry too much . seems whatever happened , those people don’t 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 you to remember . . . . please don’t call me that . i’ve said so far too often , have i not ? ⠀

⠀ [ a sigh and a quick glance away . he cannot quite remember just how long it has been , but a simple white lie never hurt anyone , right ? ] ah . a decade or so . maybe even 𝒎𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒊𝒑𝒍𝒆 decades . you’ve certainly missed a lot , regardless . ⠀

⠀ ah , this is hardly something to compliment , i think . but thank you , anyway . [ a smile that quickly shifts , eyes growing subtly bitter , though he brushes it off with a slightly forced laugh . ] good idea , but perhaps later . i’ve quite the mountain of paperwork . ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ don’t mind us , ⠀⠀⠀ we’re just 𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 ⠀⠀⠀ our 𝖌𝖚𝖙𝖘 ! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ☼ ༄ 𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐒 . ⠀⠀⠀ if 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 is 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 , ⠀⠀⠀ i don’t wanna ⠀⠀⠀ be 𝖑𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 . ⠀