Enjoy #SubmissionDay fun facts all day, while we protest the very existence of #SubmissionDay from our #SubmissionDay rally! #SubmissionDay!

#SubmissionDayFact: Torrhen Stark surrendered rather than fight the Targaryens, establishing himself as the first and only intelligent Stark

#SubmissionDayFact: Aegon had children with both of his sisters, making him twice as cool as Jamie Lannister. Cool means disgusting, right?

#SubmissionDayFact:King Mern of the Reach's flesh reached 1,400 degrees Fahrenheit before he died. So, who's rooting for Dany now? Huh?

I miss the good old days, when you could beat a friend to death in the woods and just say a bear got him.

Its like the Germans invented the word schadenfreude just for this circumstance.

World Cup Stats: Number of goals scored against Brazil > Number of stark family members to die over all 4 seasons.

Broke out of the Red Keep's dungeons to discover that tonight is House Lannister's Award Show- The Lannies. Contemplating breaking back in.

Signs its a Lannister award show- Gold Statues, only members of house Lannister nominated, small stream of blood pouring in from backstage.

This is our everything. pic.x.com/vdjh4VMM3c

Out marching to demand that we do something about this environmental crisis. I mean, there is literal shit everywhere. #WesterosClimateMarch

Seriously, have you been out here? King's Landing has tipped over into being majority shit. More shit than buildings. #WesterosClimateMarch

Also pretty sure that Melisandre's vagina is contributing to the level of CO2 in the atmosphere #WesterosClimateMarch

March Delay: It seems everyone at the front has died of malnutrition and the rest of us are too weak to climb over. #WesterosClimateMarch

On the bright side, we now have enough meat to feed the rest of us at lunch. #Blessed #WesterosClimateMarch

If I ever had a knife placed in my back and was forced to say #RE2PECT out loud, I'd say it as Re-Two-Pect. or Reetoopect.#deepthoughts

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@ServantOnIce AngryGoTFan Tower of the Hand Elio & Linda I've got no morals. To hold me down. To make me good. To make me frown...

The highest praise I can give Telltale' #IronFromIce is that it feels like an episode of Game of Thrones. A fantastic one. Bravo.