My ex would bring up my meds sometimes and get it wrong. And then we’d enter into an understood mini game in which he’d guess with increasing nervousness

Even during the winter the girls are going crazy Iktr

I hate drag queens so much. Another undocumented queen did a number with an ice agent and scared the shit out of me 😭😭

I’m glad to see that Phil was following one of Popper’s recommendations to his students.

Always working on not being like this #latinotweet

Oh you’re non-physicalist about the mind? Like Jeffrey Epstein?

If you make a run for it during a green light you at least in part consent to the possibility of being hit. Cannot believe this bitch was upset at me just now. Look inward👏🏽, your beef is not with me! You rolled the dice when you stepped off the curb

Nhooom

Splash San Jose will be seeing me tn

Oomf died in a car accident that also left 3 other people in critical condition

i loooove dropping a "but that's neither here nor there" in casual conversation because it's like where tf is it then omg

People who back into parking spots cannot be truly present. You envisualized your departure the moment you arrived

Always catching envious eyes when they see me riding on top of my 50lb 16% protein chicken crumbles 😒

when he asks me 3 times what’s wrong and i say nothing so he gives up but i was gonna tell him the 4th time 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

I tried vaping in the plane bathroom because you guys said it's ok and now they're holding the door closed and saying I can't come out until we land