If you are a young man trying to build a life, severe the appetite to be seen as an "ODOGWU". Don't pay so much attention to those who call you that either. Always remember, Odogwu is an action word. No go do pass yourself. Clear?

Memes are flags. His/Her kind of Cruise is a flag. Don’t play!

Three cameras, yet you no Dey see Three square meal. Bandits

Your mother looking at you after wearing you that oversized shirt for Christmas.

Caterers after they ask you “will you eat the rice without meat?”.

Your mother in-law watching umuada insist on two bags of salt.

Umuada watching you bring dubic malt, instead of Amstel malt that they wrote.

We are all equal in the sight of God, until they begin to share Ukwa and Ugba in a wedding reception.

Good day: Show Up Bad day: Show Up

Anybody wey send me 5k today, leave your December expenses for me, na me go handle am…..

If they meet you and start complaining that things are hard, just start crying and complaining your own. This was how our uncles avoided bills. Na tradition no be you go change am.

Always remember, you are special, you are blessed, you are beautiful, you are a rare breed, finally you can be replaced. Don’t let nobody foool you, there’s always something to work on, and enough room for improvement. BEHAVE YOURSELF.

Dear Lord, By experience, I know the disadvantages of being poor and broke. By experience, I want to know the disadvantages of being very wealthy and rich.

They won’t text you, they won’t check up on you, but once you post a picture of you enjoying your 5k, they will come to your DM with “YOU DON FORGET ME NAH”. Household enem!es, Familiar spirits.

It’s valid that you chart your own course, and define your life, But never be an “I don’t care what they say about me” kind of person. If it never matters, Jesus wouldn’t ask his disciples “Who do people say I am?”.

As a kid, your parents shout and flog you to do the right thing. If you grow, It’s your turn, but don’t rejoice; Cos when the doctors says “give them less salt”, they will add it inside pap & tea. You go shout, you go frustrate, but you can’t do more than a deæd rat.

It doesn’t matter where you are right now, where you are going to will be bigger! Just be set, and ready to move.

Traveling for Christmas this year is not a joke. People wey Igwe banish from village no know wetin God do for them.

Some days your patience will be tried, your purest intentions will de taken as folly, you‘ll be pressed on all sides, and you’ll beg for what you truly deserve. Funny enough, how you react will be judged the true content of your character. That’s not fair, but that’s life.

Year don start again, Expenses don dey threaten income.