Will watch for Bill

I’ve ridden my bike to and from work two days in a row and that may not seem impressive, but if you know me, it kinda is. 🚴🏼

Made a bet with my coworker that the Barbie movie is going to blow Mission Impossible out of the water.

Miss u already

I was aiming north right for your bitch ass

Girls just wanna be way down yonder on the Chattahoochee

David hasn’t ever seen Beetlejuice and he told me he didn’t want to because it looks “too weird.” 🚩🚩🚩🚩

My love

u come to me on the day of my stepsons blink182 concert

!?

Can’t wait to go bonkers crazy when Plain White T’s play Hey There Delilah tomorrow.

WILL POULTER AS A PASTRY CHEF IN THE BEAR???? OKAY.

Season 2 Ep 6 of The Bear is the most intense hour of TV I have ever watched.

Me, bitch

Do we think Margot Robbie will ever wear pink again once this is all said and done?

A 4 year old was trying to get my attention this weekend so he called me Mr. Girl.