He just bought Subway.

Grabs his glove and almost repulsor blasts the reader.

The billionaire shot both of his hands straight up in the air with a slightly terrified look on his face. ❝ My bad! I'm still trying to work on the kinks of this glove, but the trigger is too sensitive.. ❞

Just stops screwing the glove and gives the man out of time a mild, awkward smile. ❝ That was a misfire, trigger's too sensitive, working on the hand recognition software next. Sorry! ❞

❝ As long as you don't try to level an entire city, I have no quarrel with you, sound good? Killing the child of your enemy is so last year. ❞

¬» Me ready to fight anyone who says no:

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¬» Uhh?? Hello??

This is precisely why he took a vacation from existing for a brief period. He's back now. Unfortunately.

From the top, make it drop.

⠀ ❝ 𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙖𝙬𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙥𝙝𝙮𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙨 𝙖𝙩 𝙖𝙡𝙡. ❞ — 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐁. 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑, ⠀ —┊ 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉. ┊— ⤏ ᴄᴏᴜʀᴛᴇsʏ ᴏғ #ғᴜяᴛɪᴠᴇ ↳ ʀᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴀɴ 𝘼𝙍𝘼𝘾𝙃𝙉𝙄𝘿 ᴏᴜᴛ? ⠀

What is up with eBay right now? Not even then dashing billionaire can afford a PS5 at this point.

❝ Pretty sure dinosaurs are younger than Steve. ❞

Sundays only exist to torture humans. It’s all fun and games until you realize that you gotta go back to saving the world the very next day.

The kid really needs to learn a thing or two about cleaning up his own mess. This is the third time that the kid’s door’s been blocked by a pile of clothes.

To be honest, he thought he was dead at this point.

It's too early for this.