❝ Only suckers pay for public transit. ❞

❝ Huh, the busses around here are a lot more compact lately... ❞

❝ Couples quarrel, huh… Can’t say I’m not a teensy bit jealous of what they have. ❞

"𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕, 𝙸 𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚛!" ʀɪsɪɴɢ ɴɪɴᴊᴀ sᴛᴀʀ ᴋɪᴍʙᴇʀʟʏ #SFRP | #KOFRP | #TEKKENRP | #MVRP ⬇️more information down below

❝ This "Bushinryu" thing's pretty overplayed if you asked me. What ever happened to REAL Ninjutsu? ❞ Cough.

❝ I may be a hypocrite, but at least I’m right. ❞

❝ This is my Halloween costume… Just so happens I wear it year round too! ❞

// finally a Kim account

"That beard is sooooo not cute. Sorry, not sorry."

"Back (momentarily) on the scene!"

"I speak for everyone when I say: making songs about ninjustu is COMPLETELY off limits..."

okay #MyXAnniversary

"Why's everyone keep askin' me how I lug around a big shuriken? Ninja's secret, duh! Like I'd ever tell, anyway..."

This “peach” is not yet ripe.

Real ninjas only.