I don't know what sobriety means

"Does anyone happen to know a good pizza place around town? Getting sick of microwave ramen."

//I'll write my long bio for Nick eventually I promise

Plays the piano loud enough for the whole neighborhood to hear. That doesn't mean that it's necessarily /good/ playing.

biol.be/ObjectionDad //Bio is up! Now, hopefully this makes it easy to role play with others.

Plays a record of Michael Jackson and lays back, beer in hand. He's dirt drunk, but he's content.

Sits in front of a poker table. "Anyone for a round?"

He's taking a walk in the fresh air. Refreshing. Lol, no. His cable is out and he's got nothing else to do.

//THERE'S A PHOENIX WRIGHT AU DADSONA I'M SCREECHING (BUT IN LIKE A "AW YEA I LOVE IT" WAY

"Kinks? Like in a garden hose?"

Scratches head. "Oh. If it's the other one, public sex is pretty cool. Still want to know what's up with the garden hose, though." x.com/D_ivineMusic/s…

"Sorry, pal. Liquor does things to your brain, ya know?" x.com/D_ivineMusic/s…

//Wright 60% depressed drunk 40% loveable and dorky

Do any of my neighbors know where their kids are? Must be nice.

//I Am Ready For Some Layton vs Wright Up In Here

///🔥🔥👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 x.com/ADapperDaddy/s…

//A DDADDS Trucy? In MY verse? Probably not happening anytime soon

Sits outside on his porch shuffling a deck of cards on his outdoor table. "Anyone game?"

He's out of wine. He's gonna have a mental breakdown.

When you start having hallucinations that your plant is talking to you, I think that's a sign to lay off the liquor.