Imagine supporting Ron DeSantis? Couldn't be me. I like to sleep at night.

Shrek & the BTK Killer

Hey T-Mobile Help, I'm looking to add a line to my plan but it's for a person that lives in another state. Can you reach out to me and help me get this going?

Tom Holland's Spider-Man

Fun story: I met a new store manager today and she asked me to do two truths and a lie for her. I had to think of one on the spot and it was hilarious.

Big meat

Or a mark

See ya on Instagram, friends. Finally done here.

I am back for one tweet. What in the hell is going on with the Mets? At this point, I think they need their own version of Hard Knocks -- what say you HBO ?

Mighty cold day in hell. #SurvivorSeries

Eddie Its time to get rid of the blacks altogether.

Darren Meenan Adam Richman obligatory tagging - on the post

It's time Pete Buttigieg

SaltyGary Pete Buttigieg Let’s go!

Every once in a while, I decide to think to myself, "what's going on with the Twitter timeline?" Everyone has gone insane. Jeez. Oof.

I'll see you all in Queens on Tuesday. #LFGM New York Mets

Back here with a legitimate question and concern: Frank Fleming Barstool Sports if Robert F. Kennedy Jr starts banning dyes in drinks and foods, what do you think he's going to do with soda?! FRANK, WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE SODA?!

I miss tweeting about the New York Mets. But that's all I miss... so I guess I'm going to join Bluesky. Cool. See you there!

Twitter friends, temperature check here - I'm thinking of coming down for a few games earlier in the season. Do any of you still exist? Will I not be allowed into Citi Field without a blue and orange MAGA hat? Has Elon muted me to all Mets fans? We will never know.