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I hope there was a smoke machine going off in the Royal Albert Hall just then. #BBCProms

There’s something about Berlioz’s Symphonie Fantastique that makes me want to reread the Master and Margarita. #BBCProms

This isn’t the flex he thinks it is.

Curiouser and curiouser. This morning, the message said “will close on 21 July”. Now it will “close imminently”. There’s an update available in the App Store which I’m not going to install. Let’s see how long I last. #BBCSounds #BBCSoundsLockout

I have just emptied out my coat pockets and found four hair scrunchies. I was wondering where they were.

Entrained. In the vestibule area a half dozen year 8 sounding kids, compete with each other for the “best” bronchitis cough. #WereDoomed

The Sicilian Defence. Tonight’s trip to #MidsomerMurders

I love late #BBCProms, where I can listen over breakfast coffee and toast.

Observation: #Threads is full of posts making merry fun of wide-eyed unworldly citizens of the USA. Eg: it it still summer in Australia, in July.

Related: we all know Australia isn’t real, don’t we? ;-)

Sitrep: awaiting fresh-out-of-the-fryer cinnamon doughnuts to reach an edible temperature.

I bet someone’s now wishing he could be like the King of Thailand. #LèseMajesté

Sad to hear the wonderful Henri Szeps passed away on Wednesday.

Enjoying the serendipity of the latest #BBCProms including Strauss’ Til Eulenspiegel’s Merry Pranks the same day of the #SouthPark season opener.

Crowley, refusing to pose.

I wonder if the orchestra is racing through #Beethoven’s 5th in time to make the last train to Edinburgh. #BBCProms

Gentlemen, those distressed jeans you’re wearing with the dark blue crotch aren’t hip, cool, or groovy, but reminiscent of an unfortunate toileting mishap.