If Lucy pitched to me I would have fully exited my positions to fund them

I'm a huge value investment guy. Like buffet graham munger and pabrai. Only red flag is that they r all pretty fat

I think subsidized lunch at big corporate companies I.e 5 dollar sub or pizza is better than free DoorDash lunch that startups get 1. You don’t stuff yourself and eat what you need. 2. It’s usually healthier

Road Cyclists are the male Karen’s

Was talking to an Indian guy at a 711 checkout counter and he asked me if I did DoorDash 😭😭😭it rly be your own

I need to throw more parties because the only reason me and my roomates clean our apartment is if people are coming over

AGI civil rights act of 2034

idk who traumatized you but you don’t need to pay me back for your $7 drink

Yeah it’s definitely a bubble

Tea is to coffee what vapes r to zyns

I love bike share

I’m getting kinda fat. Weighed in at 181.3 pounds. Pls shame me in public it helps me lock in.

They both went to Mission San Jose high in Fremont. I went to Mission San Jose elementary school. Joe londsdale’s dad used to coach our chess club. I am thus the Indian reincarnation of Gary tan and Joe londsdale

Just learned they don't have bagels in India. Major #market gap

Run clubs, but for drinking

If one more person I know from college gets married I'm gonna kms

Just met a Vietnam war vet who works in an office with a bunch of Vietnamese ppl. awkkkkward.

Friend: "American can't build anything anymore" Me: SoFi stadium is pretty sick imo Friend: "America can't build anything not related to football anymore" Me: No yeah I agree.

I went to UC Santa Barbara for undergrad and UC Berkeley for a bs masters program. It is my god given right to tell people I went to Berkeley while conveniently omitting UCSB