?? I laughed😭😭😭✋🏽

Guys I’m so so sick of women. Uggghhhhh 😩

The urge to have s-x with new women never goes away.

Soft women is where life is my dudes

It is always men that Cheat…Until it’s time for the DNA test🙄🤔

No more cakes for me. This the standard for my birthday now.

A phone call from your parents or siblings.

Anyone who says that they can't pick calls from new numbers is either they are in bad debts, wakora or naturally stupid.

Best example of Girl math I’ve ever seen

Applying pressure is for people trying to make somebody like them. I like people who who like me back.

i want to spend money but not my money

Ain’t nothing worse than losing a hoe you trained from scratch 😭

Sai before you get kids you ask yourself
'do i have the ability to support them financially until they are 35?'

#JiwezesheNaTimiza
Timiza ya Absa Bank Kenya imekuja kukuokolea because it's does not have transaction fee while you transfer to another Timiza member. Anyone can open the account even if you are not an Absa member.

this is the real safari experience

Men,

Your woman can wake up one day,

- Dump you

- Get married elsewhere immediately

- Move on and forget you existed

All these while you continue crying, nagging and begging.

She is not your relative.

She has her goals and you are none of them.

#MasculinitySaturday

Pass pass smash