Does anyone have connections at beacons closet? I wanna get a job there so I can be a shit mouth bitch to complete strangers

Stop

If I was a canvasser for the ASPCA I would simply not do character assassinations on innocent bystanders

If u reading this on the subway kk stealing something out of your baboon to the moon satchel

Why would you be ableist like what do you really have against Abe Lincoln

roasted grapes

purim sameach

Commenting “this looks so bad I almost shot myself” on art I don’t like

TFW an armed security guard has to escort The Cat in the Hat off the premises

really deep cut

why does brandy melville sell olive oil

dick mustard? oh like when you piss while cumming?

Who doth up protesting too much

Mandela effect but it’s where you remember it as “Mandala effect”

your tolerance for solos increases with age

The Alpha Phi to Chainmail pipeline is really out this Halloween

this guy being goyish is my roman empire

bro the SSENSE sale section is so crazy. Itll be like "Calvin Klein pink tank top: $11" with a pic of a normal chick wearing it and then like "THANK U I NEVR DIED seamless bubble headpiece: $14" wit this pic