Sam Darnold when it’s time to win a big game:

before you praise this man, just know HE is the reason for this ban. he started it in 2020 and now he gets to come in to save the day and look like a hero. it’s still fuck trump today, tomorrow, and every day after that

“Trump saved Tik Tok” gonna be the new “Trump gave us $1500”

A lot of y’all would be snitching on Anne Frank and it shows

I will stop that microwave at 0:01 NOBODY GOT TIME for all dat Hooting & Hollering😭😭😂

Me creating a new email to get another free trial

I’ve used dark mode so much that a white screen physically repulses me.

meanwhile guess who died first

I’m so confused. Did the people who like this man actually watch his videos and listen to him??? That sounded like a good person to you?? /:

yo dis nigga wanna be included so bad 😭😭😭

On this 9/11, we remember Osama Bin Laden, who was a human being and a father who didn't deserve to get shot for having different opinions. Murder is wrong.

He was a fucking podcaster

Cancel me but Coke Zero is the best Coca Cola product and I’m tired of pretending otherwise.

I like people who take music too seriously

How Corvette owners dress when their wife tells them they're going to a fancy restaurant

THAT’S, MVP MATTHEW STAFFORD, TO YOU!

This is why you do it. 💙💙💙💙

The Super Bowl…