Patrick Nzambu (@nzambupatrick) 's Twitter Profile
Patrick Nzambu

@nzambupatrick

Tech Bro

Doing the hard part to make your work easier.

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calendar_today19-05-2013 06:15:47

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N.Kanali (@nickanali) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Safaricom is hoping to increase M-Pesa processing capacity to 10,000 transactions per second by January. Currently, M-Pesa processes 6,000 per second.

Safaricom is hoping to increase M-Pesa processing capacity to 10,000 transactions per second by January. 

Currently,  M-Pesa processes 6,000 per second.
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Hybrid and electric vehicles charged by plugging on wall sockets should only sell motor units and keep the batteries for better handling similar to the allegations. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Add dependants or parents who keep asking for more yet they do not want to account for monies sent earlier. This feature allows transparency and accountability of beneficiaries in real time.

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HAYAWI HAYAWI HUA. Day one to day three winners gets the chance to come with a plus one for Sinia platter 2. Congratulations! Patrick Nzambu Those who did not win, next week on Monday to Wednesday we will be back with another giveaway challenge!

HAYAWI HAYAWI HUA.

Day one to day three winners gets the chance to come with a plus one for Sinia platter 2.

Congratulations! <a href="/NzambuPatrick/">Patrick Nzambu</a> 

Those who did not win, next week on Monday to Wednesday we will be back with another giveaway challenge!
MkenyaDaima | Bongani🇿🇦 | Mamba 🇹🇿 | ₿ ⚡ (@mkenyamzi) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Nyakundi, you don't get it. You’re out here building flashy websites and demos with tools like Lovable, Codex, or Claude, watching the UI pop up in minutes, and declaring that AI now “codes better than humans.” The machine is boiling, the hype is real, and suddenly software

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15k+ requests. ~600 req/s at 7ms avg. P90 at 10ms. P95 at 12ms. P99 at 18ms. Load test: brutal Latency: calm Error rate: nonexistent This is what “production-ready” looks like 🚀 Built to scale. #Performance #Engineering #Backend #Microservices #Golang #SpringBoot

15k+ requests. ~600 req/s at 7ms avg.

P90 at 10ms.
P95 at 12ms.
P99 at 18ms.

Load test: brutal

Latency: calm

Error rate: nonexistent

This is what “production-ready” looks like 🚀

Built to scale.

#Performance #Engineering #Backend #Microservices #Golang #SpringBoot
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The problem facing the 🇩🇪 German car industry is that Mercedes cars are no longer something luxurious and special, VWs are no longer affordable vehicles, BMWs are no longer technically advanced, and Porsches are no longer the fastest cars. So what remains apart from loyalty to a

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The billionaires don't have cars as a way to avoid announcing their presence all the time as they run away from the paparazzi. Provide resources to make Nairobians billionaires so that other countries may give examples with Kenya 😂😂😂

Jermin 🇰🇪™ (@anandajermin) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Eric While there are people with success and protected by the open nature of big tech towards LGBTQ, it is sad to see you put a careless percentage on a profession that's full of honorable hardworking people of straight orientation. Respect please.

Kirinyet Brian (@kirinyetbrian) 's Twitter Profile Photo

AWS be like ,"Give me $0.04 or I forget your secret ooh and if I have to repeat myself that will be $0.05. Oh, you want monitoring on that? That’s cute. that’s exactly $0.00037." 😂

AWS be like ,"Give me $0.04 or I forget your secret ooh and if I have to repeat myself that will be $0.05.
Oh, you want monitoring on that? That’s cute. that’s exactly $0.00037." 😂