Guys like this don't recognize the enormous power and responsibility of a license to practice law because they've only ever used theirs to play with other people's money. Those of us who know, KNOW. And we don't think it's cute or charming to pretend the work we do is trivial.

Found Twitter face down in my back yard

Me: “I’m a cool 80s style parent. I can let the kids go play by themselves out of sight. No helicopter parenting for me!” My son, 4 minutes later: “sorry we played with rat poison daddy!”

Look, I’m not in charge of professional ethics but o do think you should lose your law license if you don’t use this brand of gel pen #lawtwitter

Aquarium: “plastic waste is a huge problem for marine life. Do your part!” Also Aquarium:

Reading the Hobbit to my kids and damn I forgot that Tolkien goes hard (K͓̽P͓̽ 🗡️)

This is some blood magic shit

Can’t a dad just get 5 minutes alone to scream wordlessly into the infinite void without being asked to find a specific Lego in the basement?

Starting a sentence with "and" is a power move. And if you disagree, I will ruin you.

14 yr old me is about to rip a hole in the fabric of space time to come hear about this. FROG BLAST THE VENT CORE!!!

#NewJersey

“Biden’s just causing too much inflation…” said the suburban voter as he made a big show of being conflicted before opening voting fascists into power

Me to the huge black raven perched on my fence as I pulled into my driveway today: “Hey! You legally have to tell me if you’re an omen!”

For your consideration Classical Studies Memes

I don't want to alarm anyone, but #DiabloIV's story campaign is... good? A really pleasant surprise in a genre where - if we're honest - well crafted story is basically optional next to gameplay/vibes. (The gameplay is of course impeccable)

Who is your favorite character on Derry Girls and why is it a 3 way tie between Orla, Sister Michael, and the grandad?

Imagine if the Kids(tm) invested a fraction of the giving-a-fuck they put into protesting Reddit’s 3rd party API policy towards showing up, like ever, for off year and local elections…

My Baldur's Gate 3 experience so far Larian Studios Amelia Tyler