Quippy middle class folk should remember there's a lot of us from working class backgrounds who also have few qualifications, poor grammar, and bad teeth, but aren't foaming at the mouth racists. Maybe focus on the racism part rather than betraying all your class prejudice 😃

The amount of classism and ableism online in response to the recent far right uprising has been disappointing. I've even seen the R slur written out in full. And a lot of demonising of people on benefits/with limited formal education. It's hurtful.

My mom told me not to bring up Israel at our extended family dinner so instead I just slowly encroached on my uncle’s plate throughout the meal

"It's disgusting but I'm still giving 3 stars cause I'm a nice person" okaaaaaaay?

astonishing that every day people wake up and decide to have a go in the menswear guy replies. “I’m gonna put this guy in his place.” no you’re not. you’re a henchman breaking into John Wick’s home. you’ve made bad life choices

The white-sheeted victory of someone who decided to pack their Mooncup on holiday

Well this is... sigh

Regular reminder disabled people do not exist to inspire non-disabled people. We are not your motivation when you don’t want to get up at 6am for the gym. We are not your sense of perspective when you stub your toe. #Paralympic2024

#TransOnTrains

Friend: I’m poly. Me, pulling out crackers: Well, you won’t believe what I have for you!

Hello fellow kids

It's crickets in here, but this bit is delightful

I have cancer! There's not many people reading my twitter any more, but here you are. NHS is being efficient.

Check the replies for a lot of floor-filling bangers. I'm in the mood for dancing 🎶🕺

Thread about the Bridgerton Ball SCAM in Detroit that I (and hundreds of others) spent $300 on

I regret to report that the secret to making friends in your 30s is to go out and do things and then ask the people there if they would like to go out again and do more things

Man sits by me on train. MAN: Loads of psychopaths around here ME: Really? MAN: Loads mate ME: How'd you know? MAN: There's signs aren't there? ME: I guess? MAN: I love them (47 minutes of awkward silence.) Man leaves train, he has a bike. I realise he was saying 'cycle paths'.

Slow with my Duolingo lately, sorry aimee rivers

It can take me up to 9 hours to leave my flat and go somewhere familiar like my local shop or the zoo where I'm a member. I find it easy to navigate somewhere unfamiliar esp if I have an appointment or am on holiday. Thinking about PIP renewal

I love John Lewis season