Worked overtime, and still managed to power-happy-hour with CLyde Tubo Arcillas! #FTW

"I heard the sunset was really nice today and by heard I mean saw it on everybody's instagram." charlotte fuschetti

Go GSP!! #mma

Flying to LA on Thanksgiving... I'm either a secret genius or an idiot. Here goes!

Adult hooded one-piece pajamas... Is a terrific way to avoid saying 'onesie'.

I just involuntarily "wooed". #brucespringsteenproblems #forlife #2014

Trying to be relaxed and casual but I just realized that one of my favorite bars carries the Iron Maiden beer!!!

Every time we go to Hooters I come a little closer to buying a T-shirt. #swagproblems

Big shout out to the two UWS FedEx employees who dug my car out of a street-cleaner-made snowbank this morning!!

What is it about a walk-in clinic waiting room that brings out the sneezing aches and chills? I swear I walked in with just a cough.

"I'm sad I know this but the scenario you just described is the plot from an episode of friends." -missalexander, keeping me honest.

#4thofJuly youtube.com/watch?v=EPhWR4… #USA #America #Jersey Samantha Sergeant Shawn Cotter Brian Dalton Elizabeth Bryan Kralle

youtube.com/watch?v=u0PUrN… Brian Dalton Elizabeth

It's been the kind of day...I'm not even surprised that I came home to dog vomit on my new carpet. At least Barney seems relieved? #longday

I'm gonna need more list paper...

My dog just very sweetly climbed into my lap with a toy and immediately farted something (I assume) he had been saving up. #love

youtube.com/watch?v=qhmcJ7… #YouAreSoMoneyMonday Elizabeth Brian Dalton

3rd night without heat or hot water... I really am living the dream!

Getting hit on right after throwing up on the street after a workout is... A new high? Low? Help me out Internet. #winning