⠀ I’VE L̲I̲V̲E̲D̲ S꩜ MUCH L̲I̲F̲E̲ , I THINK 𝐆꩜𝐃 IS G꩜NNA HAVE T꩜ KILL⠀ME⠀TWICE.ᐟ ⠀

There's no such thing as an addiction to jacking off. Can a warrior dedicate too much of his life to the blade?

If men weren't supposed to be jorkin' it all day every day, why's the fist the perfect size and shape for it?

Robs Callows, hallowed be thy name: may you use me as a spittoon.

Pretty please? I promise I'll be on my worst behavior.

🐈❓️

Here, kitty kitty...

So cool. So offputting...

You sure can! [Grabby hands.]

Actually, it's what I can help 𝘺𝘰𝘶 with! There's something on your shoe.

Yep! Right there, on your laces!

[ Yoink! Quick as a rattlesnake, he grabs her by the antlers. ]

Yoww-! [Neon whips his hand back, cradling it like he's been burnt. That mangled finger of his will heal with aura, but not so quick.]

[His eyes flit up to her antlers as if genuinely considering the question. What is he, some kind of masochist?]

Heheh. What's up, sourpuss?