Imafika nthawi man, umapeza mkazi you tell her this, she listens. She tells you this you listen. Love is such a beautiful thing man pakapezeka winawake osakula mtima man

As an adult, receiving ANYTHING that I don't have to buy for myself as a gift, is a welcome and joyous experience

Nepotism. Connection.

2 weeks till pay day. Crime is the only way I will survive

Call me materialistic but money really makes me happy. A bank notification of incoming money makes me forget that I'm having a bad day. 😭

Phones should be sold with earphones again. People are too comfortable playing their TikToks at the highest volume in public spaces.

Daughters that cannot differentiate between coma and comma needs education. Not a man.

NO, the ride is your birth right.

Neverrrrrrrrrr Everrrrrrrrrr underestimate how much of a blessing it is to have zero health problems and your mum still alive.

Koma iPhone 11 mpaka 1.8 million? God will punish you

I will never live within my means. My means are poverty 😂

I once overheard someone saying “if you ever see me having fun, don’t think I have money, I’m just living way above my means” and real 😭😭

Wait until you find out there's no reward for being a good employee 🤣

“Don’t buy a car, it’s a depreciating asset.” Brother, I myself am a depreciating asset. I won’t be here forever. Not everything has to be optimized for returns, some things are just meant to be enjoyed while we’re here.

I've been broke before, but this is a discovery.

I wish tomorrow was Friday, I don't have energy for this upcoming week…

Very humiliating Ritual. Especially without Connections

Mind you, the money hasn't come yet.

commuting an hour to work just to use a laptop that was already at home

No amount of workload will stop me from taking my 1h lunch break😭✋🏾